This Halloween I expect all self-respecting zombies to be using our city crosswalks, taking the day off from their job at the County Clerk’s Office, complaining about the shortage of organically grown cerebral tissue and fighting Hannibal Lecter over that last piece of brain. And you, the one with the lab specimen under your arm, stop dragging your feet and surrender JFK’s brain to Walter Reed Hospital with a written apology.

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