Damsel in Distress: âPlease, Sir; my country lies in ruins, and we need badly need your help to live. Here is a treasure given to me from other world leaders for my works, and I gladly give it to you if you will help us. I understand that you want one such as this very badly, and I freely sacrifice this -- my own â to you for the sake of my people.â
White Knight: âFear not, fair lady; I am of a people who care and will help others in their time of need. No treasure is asked, other than you friendship as we all go forward.â
Orange Knight: âHey, thanks, lady. Iâll get back to you on the other stuff!â
Wes Ward
Oro Valley
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