Damsel in Distress: “Please, Sir; my country lies in ruins, and we need badly need your help to live. Here is a treasure given to me from other world leaders for my works, and I gladly give it to you if you will help us. I understand that you want one such as this very badly, and I freely sacrifice this -- my own – to you for the sake of my people.”

White Knight: “Fear not, fair lady; I am of a people who care and will help others in their time of need. No treasure is asked, other than you friendship as we all go forward.”

Orange Knight: “Hey, thanks, lady. I’ll get back to you on the other stuff!”

Wes Ward

Oro Valley

Disclaimer: As submitted to the Arizona Daily Star.

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