Our POTUS will celebrate the completion of his first year in office by ensuring that no one will ever forget his name and that his name will live on forever. The United States of America will now be called The United States of Trump. We have New England, New York, and New Jersey. Washington D.C. is now New Trumpland. The Trump Majal was formerly known as the White House. The Republican Party is now the Trumplican Party. Mar-a-Lago will be known as Trumpville. Since there wasn't sufficient room to add his face to Mount Rushmore, it was decided to rename it to Mount Trumpmore. The Smithsonian will now become the Trumpsonian. The National Mall will be renamed Trump Mall. Any and all memorials in New Trumpland (formerly Washington D.C.) will have the name Trump preceding the memorial's name. Grand Central Station is now Grand Trump Station. Finally, not to be outdone by the Lincoln Memorial, The new Trump Memorial will be twice the height of Lincoln's.
Max LaPlante
Southeast side
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