Yes, for gullible voters who believe the man, you'll get a chicken in every pot and you all will receive a winning lottery ticket. There'll be much lower taxes, yet you'll get many more government benefits, free electricity, gas prices back to 99 cents, prime steak 75 cents per pound ... and more. We'll be protected from aliens entering our country by a 200-foot-high titanium wall, paid for by Mexico, that encompasses the entire border between the U.S. and Mexico and also, Canada, just in case. Shucks, won't that be great! Vote accordingly.
Dennis Winsten
Northeast side
Disclaimer: As submitted to the Arizona Daily Star.