Had enough of Trumpβs tall tales and arrogance? Same here. November 5th Is fast approaching, so itβs time once again to take the gloves off. Here are my freshly minted one-liners about Trumpβs never-ending barrage of falsehoods.
β’ Trump lies so often, the National Archives now has a wing labeled βfiction.β
β’ Trump lies so often, heβd autograph the Ten Commandments, then claim he negotiated them down from fifteen.
β’ Trump lies so often, fact-checkers have a hotlineβ¦and itβs a 24-hour crisis line.
β’ Trump lies so often, Pinocchio took out a restraining order for brand protection.
β’ Trump lies so often, heβs sure the wall he βbuiltβ can be seen from Mars. Through a telescope made of gold.
β’ Trump lies so often, his Christmas card has fine print: βResults not typical.β
Kim Miklofsky Bayne
Foothills
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