Itβs too bad theaters donβt show short subjects much anymore.
Then, the Minions might find a home thatβs fitting.
Shoehorning them into all sorts of stories (the βDespicable Me 4β way) is a bit frenetic and difficult to understand. Still, theyβre in the latest sequel, helping Gru battle a foe from school who wins a distinguished alumni award.Β The guy β who morphs into a cockroach β is out to get Gru (Steve Carell) and his family to prove his superiority. To protect them, the AVL (anti-villain league) sends them to a community that seems just as heinous. A girl lusting to be a villain lives next door and before any of this starts to bubble, the Minions manage sight gags and the visual equivalent of dad jokes. Theyβre fun, but they really have nothing to do with the revenge story surrounding the Gru clan.
A scene from "Despicable Me 4."
Instead, βDespicable Me 4β is best consumed like snack food. Pay attention if you must but what you see on the screen may have nothing to do with what youβll see five minutes later.
Whatβs interesting is the way director Chris Renaud manages to turn theΒ reformed supervillain and his family into a Universal Studios version of βThe Incredibles.β Gru Junior is practically a Jack-Jack clone. He gets into a plenty of trouble and manages to find the warm spot in his fatherβs heart. Meanwhile, the family has to assume new identities, so the haughty neighbors (voiced by Stephen Colbert and Chloe Fineman) donβt discover their true Gru. That means pretending to play tennis and indulging daughter Poppy (Joey King) in her villainous aspirations.
Floating in a roachmobile overhead, Maxime Le Mal (Will Ferrell) and his girlfriend Valentina (Sofia Vergara) must cope with concepts lesser mortals take for granted.
When you see them at a gas station, you realize much of this must have been concocted while the writers were waiting on the freeway in Los Angeles. Lucy (Kristen Wiig) gets one of those moments in a grocery store; the Minions enjoy visual gags while assembling in all parts of the world.
Gru, voiced by Steve Carell, appears in a scene from "Despicable Me 4."
Clearly, the film is designed to appeal to an international audience, sell lots of merchandise and prompt a parade at the Universal theme parks. An Olympic moment might have helped extend this concept into the Paris games β but thereβs still time.
Again, βDespicable Me 4β is all over the place. When a honey badger becomes a new character, you know thereβs economics behind its inclusion. Honey badger? Coming to a Happy Meal near you!
Kids, no doubt, will love the TikTok approach to storytelling. They wonβt necessarily get the lifelong grudge premise, but theyβll enjoy the Super-Minions who join the fray (and could be in stores just before Halloween).
Vergara and Ferrell camp it up appropriately and give you a reason to look up from your cellphone. When they devolve into singing βEverybody Wants to Rule the World,β you realize itβs part of a formula that started with βShrekβ and prospered during βTrolls.β
As summer cartoons go, βDespicable Me 4β isnβt in the same league as βInside Out 2β but it does keep the kids from running up and down theater aisles. For that, we can be grateful.
Movies in a minute with film critic Bruce Miller
Movies in a Minute: "Abigail"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says that if you get an invitation to dinner from "Abigail" just say it got lost in the mail. She's a messy eater.
Movies in a Minute: "Civil War"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Civil War" seems like a film designed to scare audiences into attention.
Movies in a Minute: "Monkey Man"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Monkey Man" never sits still. The film is full of extreme close-up shots which are impossible to ignore and, often, easy to misread.
Movies in a Minute: "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire" isnβt as good as previous mashups, but this, you might say, is the βOppenheimerβ of the monsterverse.
Movies in a Minute: "Late Night With the Devil"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Late Night With the Devil" toys with its audience and plays out much like an old-school talk show.
Movies in a Minute: "Snack Shack"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Snack Shack" is Profane, constantly in motion and very retro. Itβs the vacation you didnβt think you needed but sure were glad you took.
Movies in a Minute: "Cabrini"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Cabrini" is a noble look at the patron saint of immigrants, Frances Cabrini. The film reminds us there is not an even playing field then β or now. Itβs a stirring message at this time of year.
Movies in a Minute "Dune: Part Two"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Dune: Part Two" plops you in the middle of the action and never slows up. This sequel is beautifully photographed and powerfully scored.
Movies in a Minute: "Drive-Away Dolls"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Drive-Away Dolls" is isnβt as complete as youβd like it to be but it does have moments and isnβt afraid to let familiar faces play unfamiliar roles.
Movies in a Minute "Bob Marley: One Love"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Bob Marley: One Love" has plenty of music and a subdued vibe but it doesnβt tell us a lot about the reggae legend himself. The film leaves out plenty of key information β the kind of stuff a fan would like to know.
Movies in a Minute: "Lisa Frankensteinβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βLisa Frankensteinβ is a light romp in a dark, dark world. But it could have been a wild wallow in an era that was packed with possibilities.
Movies in a Minute: βThe Greatest Night in Popβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βThe Greatest Night in Popβ is a wonderful slice of history that shows what happens when stars check their egos at the door and produce something iconic.
Movies in a Minute: "Poor Things"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Poor Things" may be one of the most bizarre films of the year, but it's also a springboard for some of the best acting work of the year.
Movies in a Minute: Best Actress nominee Sandra Huller
UpdatedSandra Huller, who stars in two Best Picture nominees, "Anatomy of a Fall," and "The Zone of Interest," is also nominated for Best Actress for her role in the former. Movie critic Bruce Miller calls Huller's performances incredible and says her Best Actress nomination is one of the most deserving honors of the year.
Movies in a Minute: "Mean Girls"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Mean Girls" has a problem with the translation to the big screen. Here, itβs darker and, somehow, more serious.
Movies in a Minute: "Anyone But You"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Anyone But You" isnβt as fun or as snarky as you want it to be. Itβs just a chance for it stars to try something new without making a huge mistake.
Movies in a Minute: "The Color Purple"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Color Purple" is an all-singing all-dancing extravaganza that sometimes overshadows the story of Celie, but it's a powerful film that packs a punch.
Movies in a Minute: "The Iron Claw"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Iron Claw" is a fascinating slice of life that suggests all the fame in the world may look great but it canβt replace a little parental love.
Movies in a Minute: "Wonka"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Wonka,β the prequel to βWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,β is just as delightful as the original.
Movies in a Minute: "May December"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "May December" goes deeper than any investigative story and hurts more than a well-timed social media post.
Movies in a Minute: "Wish"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says Disney's "Wish" has so many mediocre references to past animated films it canβt help but pale in comparison.
Movies in a Minute: "Next Goal Wins"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Next Goal Wins" is largely a matter of how you define βwinning.β Unfortunately, the story is so scattered itβs hard to find the momentum.
Movies in a Minute: "The Marvels"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Marvels" is not very interesting. The three crime fighters take on a baddie looking for a second bracelet but universal domination shouldnβt be the goal of everyone in a superhero movie.
Movies in a Minute: "The Holdovers"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Holdovers" is a holiday movie with some rougher edges. Despite being bathed in the glow of nostalgia, βThe Holdoversβ is brutally real about human relationships.
Movies in a Minute: "Five Nights at Freddy's"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Five Nights at Freddy's" is like something youβd find on Nickelodeon over Halloween weekend. It isn't a chilling gore fest. It tests the nerves but it doesnβt fry the brain.
Movies in a Minute "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" is spectacular and easy to watch, though it may be a long sit for some viewers. Swift's lyrics hit the target right in the heart.
Movies in a Minute: "Killers of the Flower Moon"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Killers of the Flower Moonβ is true cinema. Itβs art in its highest form that never fails to entertain.
Movies in a Minute: "The Exorcist: Believer"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller calls the "The Exorcist: Believer" a respectful reboot but definitely not a head turner.
Movies in a Minute: "Fair Play"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Fair Play" is easily one of the most compelling films of the year.
Movies in a Minute: "Expend4bles"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Expend4bles" is a pretty run of the mill. While you may enjoy some of the action β even though none of the gunplay seems motivated β you will enjoy the handful of minutes Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham are together on screen.
Movies in a Minute: "A Haunting in Venice"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "A Haunting in Venice" doesnβt scare up much drama or give its stellar cast a lot to do. In short, is awfully dull.
Movies in a Minute: "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3"
UpdatedDespite a solid performance from Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula, movie critic Bruce Miller says "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3" is a series of one-liners covering a very obvious story.
Movies in a Minute: "The Equalizer 3"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Equalizer 3" is a lot like βJohn Wickβ and any number of Liam Neeson movies; very violent, but with a simple story. But if it gets Washington on screen, who are we to complain?
Movies in a Minute: "Blue Beetle"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Blue Beetle" brings a different vibe to the suit, not the story. It's very much Spider-Man in a different neighborhood. This film plays by the rules but itβs best when it colors outside the lines. Those flights of fancy make it interesting and, yes, worth suiting up.
Movies in a Minute: "Gran Turismo"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Gran Turismo" will make you want to rev your engine on the way home from the theater.
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Movies in a Minute: Mid-year wrap-up
UpdatedWithout a doubt, βBarbieβ and βOppenheimerβ were the big surprises. βGuardians of the Galaxy Volume 3β showed there was still life in superhero films, and βSound of Freedom" continues to do good business thanks to its word of mouth campaign.
Movies in a Minute: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says thereβs plenty of ninja action in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem" and a lot of familiar tropes, but what really flies here is the cast.
Fans in Mumbai celebrate new Rajinikanth movie
UpdatedHundreds of fans of Rajinikanth, one of Indiaβs biggest movie superstars, celebrated the release of his latest movie "Jailer.β Popular movie stars are treated like gods in India, often worshipped like deities by their fans. When Rajinikanth appeared on screen at the 6 a.m. screening, the theater stopped the movie for a minute as fans rejoiced in his return after two years.
Movies in a Minute: "Haunted Mansion"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βHaunted Mansionβ has a little too much conversation to be a truly scary film. When it ends, you arenβt any wiser about the mansion, but you just might want to take a trip to Disney World.
Movies in a Minute: "Barbie"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βBarbieβ is a playdate thatβs also educational. Itβs one of the most intelligent films of the year.
Movies in a Minute: βMission: Impossible β Dead Reckoning Part Oneβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βMission: Impossible β Dead Reckoning Part Oneβ is a visual treat.
Movies in a Minute: βJoy Rideβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βJoy Rideβ is raunchy but very, very funny.
Movies in a Minute: βIndiana Jones And The Dial Of Destinyβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βIndiana Jones And The Dial Of Destinyβ has enough close calls to wonder if this really is his last trek. As with all Indiana Jones films, this one rarely sits still.
Movies in a Minute: βNo Hard Feelingsβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βNo Hard Feelingsβ lacks key scenes that might have made it seem a little less calculated. Jennifer Lawrence gets big laughs and it doesnβt take a genius to figure out where this is headed.
Movies in a Minute: "Elemental"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βElementalβ has visuals that spark some interest, but the story itself is more interested in making puns than firing emotions.
Movies in a Minute: βTransformers: Rise of the Beastsβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βTransformers: Rise of the Beastsβ has some wincingly bad moments but itβs a fairly harmless ride. If you can buy innocence in the world of Transformers, you should be able to fall for just about anything.
Movies in a Minute: βSpider-Man: Across the Spider-Verseβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βSpider-Man: Across the Spider-Verseβ isnβt an animated film meant for very young movie goers but it is a spidey-delight for everyone else. Even when you canβt follow the story, you can enjoy the spectacular visuals which are like an art exhibit that pops to life.
Movies in a Minute: "The Little Mermaid"
UpdatedDespite the excellent work of Halle Bailey as Ariel and Melissa McCarthy as Ursula in the live action version of "The Little Mermaid," Sioux City Journal film critic Bruce Miller says the movie is just another attempt to squeeze money out of a property that didn't need remaking.
Movies in a Minute: βFast Xβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βFast Xβ has too many characters and a plot that loops like a Six Flags roller coaster. Jason Momoa as Dante Reyes is much better than past villains and isnβt afraid to go out of his comfort zone.
Movies in a Minute: "Book Club: The Next Chapter"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βBook Club: The Next Chapterβ is really just a string of one-liners. The plot is non-existent, itβs just a ruse to get four stars together for a bachelorette party in Italy.
Movies in a Minute: βGuardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3β
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βGuardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3β entertains in new ways. Rocket the Raccoon gets center stage and does a great job.
Movies in a Minute: "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βAre You There God? It's Me, Margaret.β presents a simple way of approaching life and the curves it tosses. Itβs a good lesson for us all.
Movies in a Minute: "The Covenant"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says as much as it traffics in clichΓ©s, βThe Covenantβ will help you understand what matters most β here, there and everywhere in the world.
Movies in a Minute: "Renfield"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βRenfieldβ is simply a way to draw the bug-eating, vampire helpers of the world. Itβs not a good look at the much-maligned character, just a film that bears his name.
Movies in a Minute: "Air"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Air" isn't just the story of a shoe. Itβs what happens to that shoe once Michael Jordan puts his foot in it. On all counts, βAirβ soars.
Movies in a Minute: "Dungeons and Dragons"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says the special effects in βDungeons and Dragonsβ are just so-so, but the script isnβt. This is an adventure that has plenty of laughs and a sense of purpose that makes it nobler than βThe Lord of the Rings.β
Movies in a Minute: "John Wick Chapter 4"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says the action sequences are impeccable in βJohn Wick: Chapter 4." This last film gives fans the kind of closure they may have been seeking.
Movies in a Minute: βChampionsβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βChampionsβ surprises in ways you wouldnβt think and shows us Woody Harrelson still knows his way around a basketball court.
Movies in a Minute: βCreed IIIβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βCreed IIIβ isnβt so much a boxing film as it is a look at the power of family. Itβs very much about emotions and responsibility.
Movies in a Minute: β80 for Bradyβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says β80 for Bradyβ is really just a good idea that goes nowhere.
Movies in a Minute: "Challengers"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Challengers" is a smart love fest for fans of tennis. The film is a closer than usual look at the emotional toll the game takes. When the action starts, weβre curious how itβs going to play out.
Movies in a Minute: "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" includes the best motion capture performance weβve seen and, easily, the reason this film works so well. No matter how many βPlanet of the Apesβ films youβve seen, this is the one to embrace.
Movies in a Minute: "The Fall Guy"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Fall Guy" rolls out every jaw-dropping stunt possible and manages to pull the curtain back on the movie industry.
Movies in a Minute: "The Blue Angels"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "The Blue Angels" documentary shows us what itβs like to be the best of the best. For fans of air shows, itβs a great βrest of the storyβ production.
Movies in a Minute: "Summer Camp"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says βSummer Campβ doesnβt have a spark that could start a fire.
Movies in a Minute: "Jim Henson Idea Manβ
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "βJim Henson Idea Manβ shows how the puppeteer created the Muppets and Sesame Street. βIdea Manβ scratches at the surface of Jim Henson. It just doesnβt dig into the felt.
Movies in a Minute "Bad Boys: Ride or Die"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Bad Boys: Ride or Die" doesnβt try to deliver big messages, it's just a lot of fun.
Movies in a Minute: "Inside Out 2"
UpdatedMovies in a Minute: "Thelma"
UpdatedSioux City Journal entertainment critic Bruce Miller says that while the action in βThelmaβ may not be all that realistic, itβs highly entertaining and just the ticket for audiences tired of three-part dramas.
Movies in a Minute "A Quiet Place: Day One"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says the joy of "A Quiet Place: Day One" is how well Lupita Nyongβo conveys every emotion without words. Sheβs a wonderful actress who makes you care about her, her cat and the law student, played by Joseph Quinn. When theyβre in danger, weβre in danger. When theyβre exhaling, weβre exhaling.
Movies in a Minute "Maxxxine"
Movie critic Bruce Miller says "Maxxxine" doesnβt accomplish much or really scare. Itβs a visual treat but a scary movie dud. Itβs merely an attempt for a director to walk in otherβs shoes, not blaze new trails.
Movies in a Minute "Despicable Me 4"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Despicable Me 4" is all over the map, looking for something to stick. Itβs fine for those with short attention spans but for everyone else itβs a mess to sort out.
Movies in a Minute: "Deadpool & Wolverine"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Deadpool & Wolverine" is the Marvel film for everyone who has grown weary of superheroes and their overly long stories. Teaming with Jackman was a brilliant move. The yin and yang of the new Marvel Universe can take on everyone and still manage a smirk.
Movies in a Minute: "Twisters"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Twisters" whips up plenty of action to be one of the best movies this summer.
Movies in a Minute: "Trap"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Trap" is an interesting concept, particularly since it plays on understandable fears.
Movies in a Minute: "It Ends With Us"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "It Ends with Usβ becomes yet another protracted romance in which no one is honest and open. Itβs an OK relationship drama, it just didnβt need more than two hours to make its point.
Movies in a Minute "Alien: Romulus"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Alien: Romulus" isnβt afraid to throw in a good olβ popcorn surprise when you least expect it. You donβt have to know a thing about the earlier βAlienβ films to enjoy this one.
Movies in a Minute: "Blink Twice"
UpdatedSioux City Journal entertainment reporter Bruce Miller says if you put a bunch of people on an island just about anything can happen..... and, in "Blink Twice," it does.
Movies in a Minute: "Reagan"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Reagan" squeezes too much drama into one film. It's a CliffsNotes approach to history just hitting the highlights and quickly moving on.
Movies in a Minute: "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice"
UpdatedSioux City Journal entertainment editor Bruce Miller says that when Beetlejuice, Michael Keatonβs crazy-haired bio-exorcist, appears all is right in the crazy world of this sequel to 1988's "Beetlejuice." But be forewarned - if you're not familiar with the original movie, you may have some catching up to do.
Movies in a Minute: "Speak No Evil"
UpdatedMovie critic Bruce Miller says "Speak No Evil" is visually messy and disjointed. It becomes one of those horror films that makes you want to scream at the screen.
