The following column is the opinion and analysis of the writer:
She looked like a Tucson liberal. Entitled. Only a sheep would wear a T-shirt that said, โVACCINATED.โ With a kid in tow. Indoctrinated fools.
I followed them to her car, and when I saw it was a Prius, I knew I had found a first-class sucker willing to believe anything, even the climate change hoax created by you-know-who.
When I saw she had one of those โCOEXISTโ bumper stickers on the back of her precious little hybrid, I lost it. I couldnโt believe it. Co-exist?! Canโt we all just along? Canโt we all just get along in her multi-cultural socialist nightmare? Canโt we all just get along as she destroys our America by welcoming every rapist and terrorist who wants to come here to suck our welfare system dry and vote Democrat?
Any fool can see the letter โCโ in โCOEXISTโ is a muslim crescent. I thought we banned them people. The โOโ is a peace sign which I call the โSign of Surrender.โ The โEโ has one of them feminist symbols hanging off it. Theyโre all a bunch of baby-murdering lesbians who canโt get a man, a good man like me. Lord knows I try.
She was unlocking her car door and putting junior in his seat when I walked up behind her and yelled, โTake off your stupid masks!โ
โExcuse me?โ Her brat started crying like crybabies do.
It was time she heard the truth. โDonโt believe the governmentโs lies. Donโt be a sheep! Vaccinesโll kill your boy!โ
My words to the wise fell on deaf ears. She slid behind the wheel, locked her car door, cracked the window and gave me the look elitists give you when youโve owned them with the truth. โYouโre a sad little man.โ She said, from behind her stupid mask, โHave a nice day.โ
I grabbed her door handle. For her own good, I was going to reason with her.
โSir, let go or Iโll call the police. We canโt be late for his chemo.โ She backed out and drove off as I shouted, โItโs a hoax. Fake news!โ
A month later, I was sitting in the parking lot outside the hospital waiting for news about my 88-year-old mother. They said she had COVID. When I told them she couldnโt possibly have COVID because it isnโt real and that their masks were stupid, they told me to leave and wait in my truck. โWeโll text you, sir.โ
After sitting in the dark forever, I noticed the car next to me looked familiar. I stepped out for a smoke and sure enough it was that entitled elitistโs Prius, โCOEXISTโ sticker and all. I could make out a snowflake, a guy sitting in the driverโs seat, on his phone, carrying on. Probably her husband. What kind of loser lives under the heel of a femi-Nazi?
He got out of his Prius and paced in circles as he talked on his phone. Sounded to me like he was begging. Then he was quiet for a long time and then he nodded and hung up and fell to his knees and started sobbing, which freaked me out.
A car pulled up. She hopped out and ran over to him, and they both started crying and carrying on, and I slid down in my seat and cracked my window so I could hear them better. Someone they knew had died inside the hospital.
Between sobs, I heard him say, โThe COVID took him fast.โ He punched the ground. โIt was the chemo. He had no immunity.โ
Some sheep will believe anything. COVID? What a hoax. Flu, maybe.
She screamed up at the stars. โMy baby! Why did this happen? All people had to do was get vaccinated and wear a mask. Was that too much to ask? Was it?โ
I was tempted to answer, yes, surrendering our liberty was too much to ask, but I sat still in my truck and watched them walk into the hospital, sobbing. Iโll bet they were red flag crisis actors. All of that, for my benefit. The Deep State is everywhere.
I was trolling Facebook and owning the libs on online when my phone lit up with a text from my momโs idiot doctor. โWe intubated your mother. She isnโt expected to survive the night. We are sorry.โ
โCould I see her?โ
โNo. This variant is highly contagious. Why wasnโt she vaccinated?โ
โI donโt know.โ
I lied.
Why wonโt they listen to reason? When will they learn that vaccines kill, that masks are slavery and that itโs all a hoax. And that all she has is the flu, just like me.
