Uung to the tune of Rick James' "Super Freak."
He was a very sleazy prez,
The kind that doesn't like a brother.
He did not let his disciples down,
With his January tweet.
He likes the Proud Boys and the Klan.
He says that theyβre his all time favorite.
When they searched in every room
For his own Veep, he had us on our knees.
He said it would be wild, wow.
He was fond of Q Anon.
It was the wettest of wet dreams
For all of the white supremes.
That prep was pretty sleazy.
That prezβs a super creep.
Iβd really like to bash him,
If we meet up on the street.
He's Alt Right, he's Alt Right
That prezβs Alt Right you see, yeah.
With his bronzer and combover.
He was very mean to all his beauty queens.
Such a sleazy scene.
He spewed more fake news
Than all of Putinβs cyber crews.
Told us to insert sunlight, bleach, a Goya bean,
And hydroxychloroquine.
While quarantining in a limousine.
Mel Brinkley
Downtown
Disclaimer: As submitted to the Arizona Daily Star.
