Apologies to Johnny Rebeck::
With apologies to Johnny Rebeck:
There was a little rich boy, his name was Donald Trump.
He had a very weird hairdo and was a real chump.
He made stories up and blamed the migrant sets.
He said they feasted on felines, canines, and all of our best pets.
Oh, Mr. Donald Trump, how could you be so mean?
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will nevermore be seen.
They’ll all be eaten up by Trump’s political machine!
Jerry Helm
Northwest side
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