Trump should settle up with Tucson on his outstanding bill before he sets his foot here. Or are we going to take him on his word? Cash would be nice, but he may offer us equal monetary value via the Trump Swag catalog. I guess we might look at some golden athletic shoes, digital trading cards, cloth squares from his famous suit, mug shot T-shirts, and whatever else is newly listed. For some reason, I have the ominous feeling we are going to be stiffed again!
Alan Barreuther
Foothills
Disclaimer: As submitted to the Arizona Daily Star.