With 38 seconds remaining Thursday night, UCLA coach Steve Alford asked someone on the scorerβs table how many timeouts remained for the Bruins.
Two.
Maybe Alford was tempted to continue the tit-for-tat series of reprisals that Arizona and UCLA inflicted on one another a year ago. Or maybe he just wanted to know if he could call for a tee time.
Perhaps the Bruins coach could get in a few holes Friday morning, time usually given to game-planning and damage control after a night at McKale Center.
To the shock of 14,644 people, including Governor Doug Ducey, Arizona was a movable object. The Wildcats did their best impression of Washington State, losing 82-74 at McKale.
βWe had such a good flow,β said Alford, who rarely scores well in coach-of-the-year rankings. βWe made it very difficult on them.β
The governor and his security patrol excused themselves from the proceedings after UCLA took a 66-51 lead and Arizona came off as a high school JV team playing against a zone defense for the first time in their lives.
But it wasnβt Arizonaβs offensive struggles that infused the Bruins with new life in the Pac-12 race. It was Arizonaβs inability to guard UCLA effectively in the paint, on the 3-point line, in transition and wherever else the ball went.
UCLA averaged 1.18 points per possession, and if you donβt follow the metrics, thatβs historically good. Or, if youβre Arizona, historically bad.
Of the 351 teams in Division I basketball, a defense giving up 1.18 points per possession in a game ranks No. 347. Maryland Eastern-Shore and USC-Upstate are two of the four worse.
Thatβs how far Arizona has fallen.
If this No βDβ stuff continues, Arizona is apt to find itself a No. 8 seed playing in Omaha in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
UA coach Sean Miller kicked up some dust Monday when he referred to his defense in unflattering terms, saying, among other things, βWith our defense, (UCLA and USC) could put up 100 on us. Both teams.β
The Bruins didnβt get close to 100 because the game was so mechanical. Arizona labored from start to finish, dropping dozens of routine passes, and looking bewildered when the Bruinsβ 1-2-2 zone defense made it almost impossible for Deandre Ayton to get an open shot.
Ayton missed 12 of his 19 attempts, his worst shooting percentage this season, and unlike most McKale Center victims, the Bruins were not lured into fouling him, or Allonzo Trier, who, strangely did not attempt a free throw.
Thatβs Arizonaβs game. Beating you at the foul line in Tucson.
βItβs crazy,β said UCLA guard Aaron Holiday, the best player on the floor with 17 points and eight assists. βTrier didnβt get to the foul line. Doesnβt he lead the Pac-12 in that?β
Itβs true. Trier had 151 attempts entering Thursdayβs game but the Bruins were so effective they only committed 16 fouls. Oregon committed 29 at McKale a few weeks ago.
Millerβs post-game analysis came off as a coach lecturing at a clinic.
βIt is up to us to continue to work and improve,β he said. βOur guys have to be able to guard the ball, and move, think, and play together. As the season progresses and we play teams that are as gifted as UCLA is on offense, it can really expose us. And they did.β
Let’s see a show of hands: Unless you work for Rivals.com or the Pac-12 Networks, had you ever heard of UCLA freshman guard Jaylen Hands before Thursday?
Heβs a remarkable prospect and if he stays at UCLA for another year or two, heβll likely be an all-Pac-12 player. But until Thursday, Hands was shooting 41 percent and was just another guy.
When the Bruins opened by missing their first six 3-point shots β leading by just 35-33 with 54 seconds before halftime β Hands had two points.
And then in what turned out to be 54 fatal seconds, Hands swished three consecutive 3-balls, each one deeper than the one before. He scored nine points in 54 seconds. Arizona didnβt even put a hand in his face.
The game was never the same, and now, Arizona isnβt likely to be the same, either.
The Pac-12 championship? Cβmon. The Wildcats still have to play at Arizona State and at the Oregon schools. They still have to play USC. If they go 2-2 in those four games it might be considered an upset.
βRight now we are 9-3 and tied with USC for first place, but it doesnβt feel that way,β Miller said. βOur effort has gone down a different path, especially defensively.
βBetween switching ball screens and playing the 2-3 zone and mixing in a press, I was in search of answers.β
Have you ever heard the coach of the nationβs 13th-ranked team say something like that?
Unless you go back to the dreadful Kevin OβNeill year, or the transition from Lute Olson to Russ Pennellβs team, or the night Jimmer Fredette scored 49 at McKale when Miller was building Arizona into a top-10 program, there is virtually nothing dating to 1984 to compare to Thursdayβs collapse.
If nothing else, the Wildcats were always spirited even when out-manned. But on Thursday it was as if they didnβt even put up any resistance.
A few minutes before tipoff, in the UAβs blood-pumping pre-game video, Miller gave the same message he has given in those videos for years.
βThis is Arizona,β he said.
But on Thursday, it wasnβt an Arizona weβve seen for a long, long time.