If youβre the sensitive type, you probably donβt want to sit in the front row of any comedy show.
This is especially true if the comedian on stage is Lisa Lampanelli.
But, fans of the βQueen of Meanβ love the abuse, and will get the chance to revel in it on May 27 at Fox Tucson Theatre.
βMy fans are so cool, they pay extra to sit in the front,β Lampanelli said in a phone interview from her New York City home. βThey know how itβs done.β
Lampanelli, whoβs famous for her crude insults and celebrity roasts, hasnβt performed in the Old Pueblo since 2007. She has since lost more than 100 pounds β through weight loss surgery, diet and exercise β has written a play and has changed up her comedy routine.
Donβt worry, there will still be insults aplenty, but she has added an audience Q&A session and has thrown in funny anecdotes based on her personal experiences, including weight loss and divorce.
In the spirit of her upcoming show β sorry, we had to keep it clean β we had our own Q&A with Lampanelli.
What will your Tucson show be like? βWhen I did my last special in June called βBack to the Drawing Board,β I found that I do a lot of insults and audience work, but I wound up telling a lot more stories about divorce, weight loss and myself, and people really responded to that. ... Since there was such a good reception, Iβm doing a combination of the same kind of subject matter, plus insults and a Q&A with the audience to ask me anything. Itβs been a highlight because itβs so much fun and off the cuff and keeps me on my toes because you never know what the idiots are gonna ask.β
How do you come up with your material? βI think Iβm mentally ill because I donβt know thereβs a line in comedy. Iβm never like βOh my God, thatβs too much.β My senses have gone. I was doing a charity event for St. Judeβs Childrenβs Hospital and the Trumps were there and I have a joke about doing a sexual act and I asked my husband if I could do that and he said βthe Trumps are here.β He had to remind me that there is decorum sometimes. I just kind of say whatever comes to mind and if people laugh, I enjoy it. Itβs funny because when you really commit to it, they laugh.β
Who is your favorite comedian? βDon Rickles because he was the originator, and of course Howard Stern is my hero because heβs given me opportunities and by talking about himself fearlessly, I realized I can do that, too. He talks about sexual inadequacy and going to therapy, and that made me be brave. Iβve always looked up to those two and they are my favorite role models, thatβs for sure.β
Whoβs your favorite comedian to work with? βOn the roasts, I love it when Jeffβs (Ross) there because he brings it and brings it hard. Itβs weird because heβs like me. You always know itβs a joke and that he doesnβt have an axe to grind. The people always know weβre joking... A roast wouldnβt be the same without him. I feel like heβs one of the anchors of the roast.β
Who have you enjoyed roasting the most? Itβs awesome because when you roast someone like Donald Trump, heβs very self centered and loves to hear people say his name. So it didnβt matter what you said about him β as long as you said his name, he just sat there and laughed. ... I knew he was there to laugh and he had a great time. ... Gene Simmons was similar. He likes to hear his name out loud. He was amazing and had a great, really nice demeanor. And Flava Flav because he had the most material you can use. Look at him looking like beef jerky in a track suit and his horrible career and failed chicken franchise...That dopey clock he wears around his neck. So, he was a great roast subject. The more material that is built into a human being, the better itβs gonna be.β
Whatβs next for you? βMy play will be opening in New York City in the fall. I didnβt write it to prove Iβm more than a comedian because I think being a comedian is enough. I just wanted to say something about women and weight loss and body image and I said I want to write a play about it and thankfully the producers love it. Itβs gonna be called βStuffed.β Iβm super excited. It feels like the best thing Iβve ever done.
βIβm gonna write a series of four plays. The next is about women and relationships with men called βScrewed.β The next is on women and anger called βPissed.β The fourth will be on women and grief. I donβt know what thatβs gonna be called yet.β



