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6:30-7: Trump presents Sesame Street

Cookie Monster discusses the economy with Trump’s secretary of the Treasury, Bachelorette No. 3. Trump overturns Bert’s marriage to Ernie, fires Big Bird, asks to see Oscar the Grouch’s birth certificate. Today’s program brought to you by the letter “T.”

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