As business at Grant and Alvernon has gradually dwindled, a sort of gallows humor has sprung up about the place.

Adam Lehrman, founder of the Tucson Foodie website, printed T-shirts in stark white print on a black background saying simply, β€œGrant & Alvernon.” They aren’t intended to poke fun at anybody, he told me, so much as to simply observe β€œIt’s a crazy intersection.”

Tucsonan Herm Guzman refashioned a photo of a famous Civil War general in uniform so that he’s carrying a giant Polar Pop mug and a bag of Church’s chicken, and Guzman headed the photo β€œUlysses S. Grant & Alvernon.”

If you frequent midtown Tucson, you probably get what they’re talking about. For a couple of reasons, East Grant Road and North Alvernon Way is one of Tucson’s most notorious intersections. The simple one is traffic β€” the intersection is crowded with vehicles and dangerous, especially at this time of year.

The more complicated reason is there are a lot of poor people on foot around that intersection, some of whom are drug addicts or mentally ill people. Over the years, halfway houses have located in the area, which is also home to mental-health facilities and methadone clinics. Refugees have been resettled in the area, too, which has cheaper housing than much of the rest of the city. It’s a crazy quilt of Tucson life, with a lot more people who travel by foot and bus than in most of this car-centered town.

An empty parking lot in the shopping center that formerly housed a Fry’s Food and Drug store. A lone remaining anchor store, a Walmart Neighborhood Market, is across Grant Road.

Now, though, if the ironic comments about the intersection were ever funny, they are losing their humor as business deteriorates further. The Walgreens on the northwest corner is closed. The Fry’s supermarket on the southeast corner is closed and being turned into a gym. And in the last couple of weeks, the infamous Circle K on the southwest corner closed. The only remaining anchor store around the quadrant is a Walmart Neighborhood Market on the northeast corner. The commercial landscape is bleak.

Angelica Ramirez, a manager at the Burger King there, told me that sometimes she has dark visions of how it could turn out.

β€œI imagine someday they’re going to put up a fence around this whole corner from Pima up to Glenn,” she said.

You could look at the Circle K closing as an especially bad sign. The owner of that property, Maqsood Ahmad, told me he was unhappy with the city of Tucson for the theft and loitering that helped drive the Circle K out. On Friday electricians were working in the eerily vacant old store, where so much craziness happened over the years, getting it ready for another potential tenant.

β€œThey could not stop the stealing,” Ahmad said of Circle K. β€œHave these people (the thieves) left town? No. Could the city have done something to save this agony? Yes.”

Katherine Eberts was a witness to the craziness of that convenience store, working there for a year before leaving Tucson in 2016, she told me Friday.

β€œThere was a lot of nice clientele, nice people, but it was really hard when I was working there to keep the homeless or the drug addicts out of the area. They were always falling asleep in front of my door or next to it. Panhandling was a constant issue.”

A man threatening motorists with a hunting knife was killed by a Tucson police officer outside the Grant and Alvernon Circle K on May 8, 2018.

Thefts happened on average maybe five times a day, she said, with her worst day having 13 or 14 thefts. The most memorable one, she said, was when a man walked in and, in a friendly tone, engaged Eberts in conversation. He spoke with her about how bad his day had been β€” a car accident, etc. β€” as he gathered a 30-pack of beer, two bags of chips, hot dogs, candy bars, a soda.

As he left without a stop at the register, Eberts recounted, he said, β€œAs you can see I’ve had a really bad day, and I’m sorry but I really need this.”

β€œHe was the most respectful person who ever stole from my store,” she said.

The retail difficulties of the corner aren’t just due to thieves, though. The Grant Road Improvement Project looms over the area. That stretch of Grant is scheduled to be widened and rebuilt in the years 2022-2026, according to the project’s website. But timelines have shifted now and then. It’s led to a harmful uncertainty, said Nancy McClure, a longtime Tucson commercial-property broker with CBRE.

β€œHow do you entice a business into an area where nobody’s clear when it’s going to begin and when it’s going to end?” asked McClure, who faces that challenge herself as the broker representing the property on the northeast corner, where Walmart is located. β€œYou’re not going to have to worry about road work for a while, but when it comes, things will be closed for two years.”

While the closure of the Circle K feels like one more blow to an intersection that already has it hard, some people in the area see it the opposite way β€” as good news. The convenience store, they say, attracted bad elements. Now the magnet is gone.

β€œThe reason they’re closing everything is the drug addicts,” Theresa Jose told me as she waited for the southbound 11 bus in front of the old Circle K. β€œThey (the addicts) make it bad for us.”

The residents of surrounding neighborhoods, of course, have been working on this problem for years. Years ago a group called the Meth-Free Alliance, intended to reduce drug dealing in the area, morphed into another group called the Alvernon-Grant Initiative. It meets at 6 p.m. on the second Tuesday of each month, at Emmanuel Baptist Church, 1825 N. Alvernon Way, and is open to residents of the four neighborhoods surrounding the intersection.

Kris Yartner, a member of the initiative from the Garden District neighborhood, was far from depressed about the demise of the Circle K.

β€œWe’re excited,” she said.

β€œThey had inadequate staffing. They wouldn’t stop panhandling, loitering,” she added. β€œThey couldn’t manage the thefts because they didn’t want to put out for security.”

Walmart Neighborhood Market at Grand Road and Alvernon Way in Tucson.

Indeed, the merchants at neighboring businesses have noticed a big decline in ne’er-do-wells hanging around. Now the people who come by actually have business on their mind.

So maybe the notorious Grant & Alvernon has hit bottom with the loss of its crime-magnet convenience store. But it’s hard to see how the area will pick itself up with so much uncertainty over the road-widening ahead.

Maybe we should turn those ironic observations into earnest demands to fix this place up.

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This is the first in a planned occasional series of columns about the Grant and Alvernon intersection. Send your story ideas to columnist Tim Steller at tsteller@tucson.com or 807-7789.